Marital Tips – On a lighter mood

A) A happy man marries the girl he loves; a happier man loves the girl he marries.
B) The best way to remember your wife’s birthday is to forget it once
C) A man’s wife has more power over him than the state has.
D) Getting married is a lot like getting into a tub of hot water. After you get used to it, it ain’t so hot.
E) Behind every great man there is a surprised woman.
F) Behind every idiot man there is an arrogant woman
G) There’s a way of transferring funds that is even faster than electronic banking. It’s called marriage.
H) The husband who wants a happy marriage should learn to keep his mouth shut and his checkbook open
I) When a man opens the door of his car for his wife, you can be sure of one thing: either the car is new or the wife
J) Don’t marry for money; you can borrow it cheaper.
K) I don’t worry about terrorism. I was married for two years.
L) Love is blind but marriage is an eye-opener.
M) A great marriage is not when the ‘perfect couple’ comes together. It is when an imperfect couple learns to enjoy their differences.
N) Husband is the HEAD of the family and wife is the NECK that turns the head around.
O) Come live in my heart and pay no rent.
P) Marriage is when a man looses his bachelors degree and woman gets her masters degree.
Q) Every man wants a wife who is beautiful, understanding, economical, and a good cook. But the law allows only one wife.
R) Marriage: sometimes soulmates AND sometimes cellmates.
S) Happy is the man who finds a true friend, and far happier is he who finds that true friend in his wife.
T) If you get a good wife, you’ll become happy and if you get a bad one, you’ll become a philosopher.
U) Don’t marry the person you think you can live with; marry only the individual you think you can’t live without.
V) Love is blind, but marriage restores its sight.
W) Women still remember the first kiss after men have forgotten the last.
X) You can’t buy love, but you can pay heavily for it.
Y) At a wedding toast – To the man who has conquered the bride’s heart, and her mother’s.
Z) I never knew how to worship until I knew how to love.
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